SZMONHFU BANNED BY OXFAM:

Met my old buddy Neal who does voluntary work for Oxfam here in Oxford. He stops me in the street the other day and goes, "Guess what just came through our shop?"
I go, "Dunno."
He goes, "Szmonhfu."
I go, "My book?"
He goes, "We banned it. Content too strong. Caused quite a heated argument in the shop."
I go, "Nice one, see ya!"

Classic.