Tuesday, August 04, 2009

CLOSE RANGE - real video game news

one day you woke up and this REALLY WAS the news. Military/Industrial Complex corporate dalek barks, "Desentisitize! Desentisitize!"


Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Please don't write and tell me that The Onion is a lampoon-organisation. This is where we're going, people. Lampoonery (at this point in our so-called evolution) is the only justified, totally freaked-out, cynical knee-jerk, reaction to the tyranny and control of our children's minds; our media-lobotomised soldiers of the future.

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