one day you woke up and this REALLY WAS the news. Military/Industrial Complex corporate dalek barks, "Desentisitize! Desentisitize!"
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
Please don't write and tell me that The Onion is a lampoon-organisation. This is where we're going, people. Lampoonery (at this point in our so-called evolution) is the only justified, totally freaked-out, cynical knee-jerk, reaction to the tyranny and control of our children's minds; our media-lobotomised soldiers of the future.