Wednesday, May 16, 2012

MASSIVE, MASSIVE PROMETHEUS SPOILER TRAILER WARNING

new Japanese poster for Prometheus


MASSIVE, MASSIVE PROMETHEUS SPOILER TRAILER WARNING!!!

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!

WAY TOO MANY SPOILER MOMENTS IN THIS LATEST TV SPOT FOR RIDLEY SCOTT'S ALIEN PREQUEL, PROMETHEUS!!!






I HOPE YOU DIDN'T CLICK ON THAT TRAILER, IT SPOILS EVERYTHING!!!

DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!!!

WELL, YOU CLICKED, DIDN'T YOU - I WARNED YOU NOT TO!!!


now that we're no longer looking at that spoiler-laden trailer EVER let's talk about the facts that

1) there is a fucking MASSIVE MOTHER SHIP (by a waterfall) in a previous trailer,
2) there are more than one Derelict ship station in a previous trailer, in fact FIVE,
3) a Weyland-threatening video has just been uploaded in the name of Noomi Rapace's feisty character Elizabeth Shaw,




I also like the way an even more recent Charlie Holloway featurette paints Shaw's colleague as the extremist who 'goes all the way' in his attempts to "Crush all man-made religions and PROVE EVERYBODY WRONG". Wow, they're really going for massive setup, eh? Massive long tugs on the nose rings, eh?  This could be a classic counter-intel psy-op on You The Viewer - get ready to shit yourself if this film lives up to HALF ITS PROMISE.

My FULL-LENGTH film review of Prometheus is now online at SCENE360 magazine.

4 comments:

dognamedblue said...

tenaciuous d are the alien??? now that has spoiled it :/

Mike Philbin said...

it was MIB3 when I looked - no, keep watching....

:)

Halo said...

Looks like Yutami kept working on their androids after the lawsuit detailed on the Weyland timeline:

"After years of litigation, Weyland wins the David patent lawsuit against the Japanese start-up Yutani Corporation, effectively protecting the investments of both Weyland Industries and its shareholders.
DECEMBER 12, 2029" http://www.weylandindustries.com/timeline

Mike Philbin said...

halo,

I'll leave your comment but can't work out why you're talking about FICTIONAL TIMELINE like it's 'real', and like it's 'your job' to promote this FICTIONAL FILM.

:)